Gay rights activists: known universally for their awesome signs
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Yell at a puppy.
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
friendly reminder that you don’t owe your mom kindness and love if she hasn’t shown you any, and that family members don’t automatically deserve all your respect if they treat you badly. don’t let anyone make you feel guilty about how your parents treat you.
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
oh my fuck
NIGGA FUCK YO TEA
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
fuck all of you. seriously.
Fun Facts about Elephants (because look how cute they are aw)
- Baby Elephants often suck on their trunks for comfort, similar to how a baby sucks it’s thumb
- Elephants do actually use their trunk as a snorkel while swimming
- An Elephants skin is 1inch thick
- Elephants flap their ears to keep themselves cool
- African Elephant mothers go through pregnancy for 22 months
- Elephants actually don’t like peanuts, as modern media has described
- Elephants (like bloggers) spend up to 16-18 hours a day eating
Elephants are awesome.